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| What did one pencil say to the other? |
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| What is the deepest point in the ocean? |
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| What is a mosquito's favorite sport? |
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| What did the beach say when the tide came in? |
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| Why do squirrels spend so much time in trees? |
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| What kind of shoes do you make from banana skins? |
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| Why did he put lipstick on his head? |
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| Why did the cat buy a computer? |
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| Why were the soldiers tired on April 1st? |
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| Why did the computer get glasses? |
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| What kind of key doesn't open a door? |
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| It is dark, but it can be seen only if there is light. What is it? |
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| What has two hands but can't clap? |
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| Why did the child eat his homework? |
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| Why did the man freeze his money? |
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| How do you keep a fish from smelling? |
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| What kind of table has no legs? |
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| How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25? |
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| Why did the cook get arrested? |
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| Which school teaches you to greet people? |
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| Which candle burns longer, a red one or a green one? |
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| What kind of stone is never found in the ocean? |
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| What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all? |
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| When can a net hold water? |
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| Why do giraffes have long necks? |
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| What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap? |
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| Why can't a leopard hide? |
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