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How can you make 6 out of three 5's?  |
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| What resembles half a pie? |
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| What does everybody do at the same time? |
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| When do people have two mouths? |
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| What letter is a question? |
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| What letter is an animal ? |
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| Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other? |
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| What weather do mice and rats fear? |
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| What is the poorest bank in the world? |
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| What must you do before you return a book to the library? |
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| What do you call 'a fly' without wings? |
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| What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies? |
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| What do you call a deer with no eyes? |
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| Why did the boy balloon chase the girl balloon? |
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| How do you catch a squirrel? |
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| What a bee says when it gets in the hive? |
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| Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean? |
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| What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment? |
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| Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick? |
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| What would the pig say when its tail was held tight by the farmer who had a sharp knife in his other hand? |
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| Why don't sharks eat clowns? |
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| Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? |
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| Ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left? |
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| Name one eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. |
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| A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge.Why didn't the little moron fall off? |
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| Why did the chewing-gum cross the road? |
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| Why did the germ cross the microscope? |
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| Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? |
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