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How can you make 6 out of three 5's?  |
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What resembles half a pie?  |
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What does everybody do at the same time?  |
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When do people have two mouths?  |
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What letter is a question?  |
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What letter is an animal ?  |
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Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other?  |
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What weather do mice and rats fear?  |
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What is the poorest bank in the world?  |
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What must you do before you return a book to the library?  |
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What do you call 'a fly' without wings?  |
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What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies?  |
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?  |
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Why did the boy balloon chase the girl balloon?  |
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How do you catch a squirrel?  |
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What a bee says when it gets in the hive?  |
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Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean?  |
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What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment?  |
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Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick?  |
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What would the pig say when its tail was held tight by the farmer who had a sharp knife in his other hand?  |
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Why don't sharks eat clowns?  |
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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?  |
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Ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?  |
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Name one eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end.  |
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A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge.Why didn't the little moron fall off?  |
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Why did the chewing-gum cross the road?  |
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Why did the germ cross the microscope?  |
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?  |
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