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Why is an empty purse always the same?  |
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Where can you easily put your right hand, but can never put your left hand?  |
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When is it correct to say "I is"?  |
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What always has one eye open but can't see?  |
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What man can not live inside a house?  |
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How can you put three sixes together so as to make seven?  |
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Why is a ship one of the most polite things on earth?  |
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What kind of clothes lasts the longest?  |
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What can you swallow that can also swallow you?  |
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When does a boat show affection?  |
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Why can you tell clocks are shy?  |
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What is dark but is made by light ?  |
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What beam is lighter than all the other beams?  |
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What must you do before you return a book to the library?  |
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What is it that leaps and runs and has no feet?  |
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Why are baseball stadiums so cool?  |
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Why did the man throw the butter out the window?  |
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What can a man be that a woman can't?  |
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Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?  |
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What has many teeth but never uses them for eating?  |
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How many sides does a circle have?  |
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What can you put into a barrel to make it lighter?  |
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What question can you never answer "yes" to?  |
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Why don't babies need glasses?  |
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What are the white little things that bite?  |
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What never asks questions but always gets answers?  |
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What is the most difficult key to turn?  |
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Why is a math book so sad?  |
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What can never be made right?  |
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