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The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?  |
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| I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? |
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| What goes around the world but stays in a corner? |
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| What can you catch but not throw? |
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| What goes up and down the stairs without moving? |
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| You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat? |
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| What is the only thing you can break when you say its name? |
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| Use me well, I'm everybody; crutch my back, and I am nobody. |
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| I am always hungry, I must always be fed, and the finger I lick will soon turn red.Who am I? |
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| Why do black sheep eat less grass than white sheep? |
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| What clothing is always sad? |
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| What's too much for one and just right for two? |
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| What is that everyone wants to have and get rid of it,too? |
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| What is the best year for a kangaroo? |
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| What bird can be found in your throat? |
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| Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? |
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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
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| What part of a fish weighs the most? |
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| Why do donuts go to the dentist? |
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| How do movie stars keep cool? |
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| How do you clean a flute? |
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| How can you tell a clock is shy? |
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| What's a golfer's favorite letter? |
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| How do athletes stay cool during a game? |
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| Why did the traffic light turn red? |
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| What's too much for one and just right for two? |
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| My uncle hasn't slept for many days but he isn't tired at all. What's his secret? |
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| What bird can be found in your throat? |
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