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What never asks questions but must always be answered?  |
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What never cries no matter how hard it is paddled?  |
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What building has the most stories?  |
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What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen?  |
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What two things can you never have for breakfast?  |
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When is it dangerous to be hit on the head by a tomato?  |
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When is it raining cats & dogs?  |
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Who had the largest family in the world?  |
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Who is history's most famous bandit?  |
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Why did the alien take soap into space with him?  |
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Why did the baby strawberry cry?  |
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Why did the girl sit on her watch?  |
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Why did the traffic light turn red?  |
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Why didn't the horse draw a cart?  |
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?  |
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?  |
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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?  |
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Why was the theater crying?  |
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What do you call naughty antelopes?  |
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Which toilet bowl cleaner do most magicians use?  |
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What teenage super heroes are very helpful when it snows?  |
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What did the Mama Ghost say to the little ghosts before they drove off in their car?  |
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What part of a fish weighs the most?  |
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Why do space men wear space suits?  |
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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?  |
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How can you tell a clock is shy?  |
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What has teeth but cannot eat?  |
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