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What never asks questions but must always be answered?  |
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| What never cries no matter how hard it is paddled? |
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| What building has the most stories? |
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| What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? |
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| What two things can you never have for breakfast? |
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| When is it dangerous to be hit on the head by a tomato? |
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| When is it raining cats & dogs? |
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| Who had the largest family in the world? |
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| Who is history's most famous bandit? |
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| Why did the alien take soap into space with him? |
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| Why did the baby strawberry cry? |
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| Why did the girl sit on her watch? |
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| Why did the traffic light turn red? |
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| Why didn't the horse draw a cart? |
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| Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Why do firemen wear red suspenders? |
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| Why was the theater crying? |
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| What do you call naughty antelopes? |
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| Which toilet bowl cleaner do most magicians use? |
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| What teenage super heroes are very helpful when it snows? |
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| What did the Mama Ghost say to the little ghosts before they drove off in their car? |
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| What part of a fish weighs the most? |
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| Why do space men wear space suits? |
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| What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? |
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| How can you tell a clock is shy? |
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| What has teeth but cannot eat? |
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