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How are false teeth like stars?  |
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| How are a mouse and an old door alike? |
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| What is the poorest bank in the world? |
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| How do we know the ocean is friendly? |
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| What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy? |
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| What book has the most stirring chapters? |
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| What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark? |
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| Why is an empty purse always the same? |
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| What's every baby's motto? |
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| where do smart dogs refuse to shop? |
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| What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? |
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| My sides are firmly laced about,Yet nothing is within;You'll think my head is strange indeed,Being nothing else but skin. |
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| As round as an apple, As deep as a pail; It never cries out, Till it's caught by the tail. |
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At night they come,Without being fetched;
And by day they are lost,Without being stolen |
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| If the English alphabet goes from A to Z, what goes from Z to A? |
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| Why shouldn't you cry if a cow slips on the ice? |
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| Why should you never marry a tennis player？ |
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| What goes up and never goes down？ |
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| What is the cheapest way to see the world？ |
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| What is the difference between a presidential candidate and an overworked secretary? |
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| What starts with T，ends with T and full of T？ |
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| What is the surest way to double your money? |
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| What did the king cloud say to the rest of the clouds? |
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| Where can you always find money? |
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| What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law? |
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| Tell me what a dozen rubber trees with thirty boughs on each might be? |
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| Why did the weasel cross the road twice? |
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| What is the largest ant in the world? |
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| Why did the cake like to play baseball? |
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| Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. |
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