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How do you know traffic cops are happy?  |
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What fish is the most valuable?  |
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When do 1 and 1 make more than 2?  |
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What's the liar doing after death?  |
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What part of a clock is always old?  |
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What part of London is in France?  |
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When do elephants have sixteen feet?  |
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What is filled when used and empty when at rest?  |
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What's the biggest lid in the world?  |
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What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day?  |
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Where do ghost like to swim?  |
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What kind of house weighs least?  |
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What can go through water but never get wet?  |
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What has leaves but isn’t a tree?  |
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What has a tongue but cannot talk?  |
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What is deaf and dumb but always tells the truth?  |
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What goes up and counts down?  |
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?  |
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Why is "heat" faster than "cold"?  |
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What day of the week is the best for having fried foods?  |
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What match can't be put in a match-box?  |
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What has two legs but cannot walk?  |
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What keys won't open doors?  |
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When can you run as fast as a horse?  |
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How do you know policemen are strong ?  |
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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?  |
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Why do lions eat raw meat?  |
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What season is the most dangerous one?  |
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Why don't babies need glasses?  |
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What animal wears big black glasses?  |
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