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Why are baseball stadiums so cool?  |
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What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?  |
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What do you call a witch at the beach?  |
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What's the difference between electricity and lightening?  |
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What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?  |
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?  |
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Which is faster, heat or cold?  |
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What gets wetter as it dries?  |
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What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?  |
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Which letter is always trying to find reasons?  |
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What are the two strongest days of the week?  |
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How far can a dog run into the forest?  |
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Why did the tomato blush?  |
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Why did the student take a ladder to school?  |
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Why is the A like a flower?  |
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Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?  |
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What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?  |
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What did number 1 say to 7?  |
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Which room has no doors, no windows?  |
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Why do birds fly south in the fall?  |
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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?  |
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What did zero say to eight?  |
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What are the 3 important rings in life?  |
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How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?  |
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Why is number six afraid?  |
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What is black and white and read (red) all over?  |
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What do tigers have that no other animals have?  |
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What can't be used until it's broken?  |
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How many people are buried in that cemetery?  |
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