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| What fish is the most valuable? |
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| When do 1 and 1 make more than 2? |
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| What's the liar doing after death? |
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| What part of a clock is always old? |
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| What part of London is in France? |
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| When do elephants have sixteen feet？ |
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| What is filled when used and empty when at rest? |
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| What's the biggest lid in the world? |
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| What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day? |
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| Where do ghost like to swim? |
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| What kind of house weighs least? |
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| What can go through water but never get wet? |
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| What has leaves but isn’t a tree? |
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| What has a tongue but cannot talk? |
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| What is deaf and dumb but always tells the truth? |
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| What goes up and counts down? |
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| Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? |
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| Why is "heat" faster than "cold"? |
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| What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? |
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| What match can't be put in a match-box? |
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| What has two legs but cannot walk? |
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| What keys won't open doors? |
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| When can you run as fast as a horse? |
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| How do you know policemen are strong ? |
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| What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? |
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| Why do lions eat raw meat? |
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| What season is the most dangerous one? |
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| Why don't babies need glasses? |
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| What animal wears big black glasses? |
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