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| What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day? |
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| What do you call a witch at the beach? |
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| What's the difference between electricity and lightening? |
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| What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car? |
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| Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What gets wetter as it dries? |
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| What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? |
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| Which letter is always trying to find reasons? |
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| What are the two strongest days of the week? |
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| How far can a dog run into the forest? |
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| Why did the tomato blush? |
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| Why did the student take a ladder to school? |
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| Why is the A like a flower? |
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| Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? |
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| What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything? |
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| What did number 1 say to 7? |
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| Which room has no doors, no windows? |
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| Why do birds fly south in the fall? |
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| What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail? |
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| What did zero say to eight? |
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| What are the 3 important rings in life? |
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| How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy? |
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| Why is number six afraid? |
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| What is black and white and read (red) all over? |
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| What do tigers have that no other animals have? |
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| What can't be used until it's broken? |
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| How many people are buried in that cemetery? |
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