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| What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter? |
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| Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? |
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| Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? |
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| What do you call a fish that only cares about himself? |
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| What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul? |
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| What do you call a fish without an eye? |
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| What do you call a person who speaks one language? |
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| What do you call a person who speaks two languages? |
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| Why did the traffic signal turn red? |
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| What part of your body disappears when you stand up? |
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| Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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| Why is the letter "A" like noon? |
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| Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole? |
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| What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days? |
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| A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible? |
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| Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? |
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| "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?" |
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| How did Jonah feel after he got swallowed by a fish? |
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| What do you call a test tube that graduates from high school? |
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| What is the tallest building in our town? |
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| What is the longest word in the English language? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y" ? |
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| What is the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother? |
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| What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order? |
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| Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common? |
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| What do you call a bear without an "ear"? |
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| Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage? |
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