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| I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water. What am I? |
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| When do 2 and 2 make more than 4? |
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| What match can't be put in a match-box? |
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| Where does afternoon come before morning in the world? |
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| What is the most difficult key to turn? |
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| What question can never be answered by 'Yes'? |
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| What changes a pear into a pearl? |
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| What is the only thing you can break when you say its name? |
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| What do sardines call a submarine? |
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| What do dogs and trees have in common? |
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| What did the ocean say to the shore? |
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| What did the hat say to the scarf? |
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| What did the banana say to the dog? |
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| What can pass through water without getting wet? |
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| What can blow on a balloon all day and never get tired? |
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| What can a car run on besides gas? |
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| What do you call a bull when it's sleeping? |
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| What do you call a crate full of ducks? |
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| What do you call a duck that gets all A's? |
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| What do you call an ice cream truck man? |
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| What do you get from nervous cows? |
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| What dog keeps the best time? |
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| What fish is very musical? |
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| What gets wetter the more it dries? |
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| What grows in winter, dies in summer, and grows roots upward? |
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| What happens to ducks that fly upside down? |
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| What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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| What has four legs but can't walk? |
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| What has four legs but only one foot? |
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