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Why did the tomato blush?  |
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Why did the student take a ladder to school?  |
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Why is the A like a flower?  |
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Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?  |
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What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?  |
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What did number 1 say to 7?  |
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Which room has no doors, no windows?  |
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Why do birds fly south in the fall?  |
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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?  |
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What did zero say to eight?  |
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What are the 3 important rings in life?  |
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How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?  |
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Why is number six afraid?  |
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What is black and white and read (red) all over?  |
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What do tigers have that no other animals have?  |
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What can't be used until it's broken?  |
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How many people are buried in that cemetery?  |
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How many legs does an ant have?  |
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How do you spell mousetrap?  |
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What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?  |
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Where is the ocean the deepest?  |
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What has a neck, but no head?  |
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How do athletes stay cool during a game?  |
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What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?  |
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Why did the man put the clock in the safe?  |
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Why did the man throw the butter out the window?  |
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Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?  |
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What are two things people never eat before breakfast?  |
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What always travels on foot?  |
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