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| Why did the student take a ladder to school? |
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| Why is the A like a flower? |
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| Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? |
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| What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything? |
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| What did number 1 say to 7? |
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| Which room has no doors, no windows? |
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| Why do birds fly south in the fall? |
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| What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail? |
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| What did zero say to eight? |
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| What are the 3 important rings in life? |
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| How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy? |
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| Why is number six afraid? |
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| What is black and white and read (red) all over? |
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| What do tigers have that no other animals have? |
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| What can't be used until it's broken? |
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| How many people are buried in that cemetery? |
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| How many legs does an ant have? |
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| How do you spell mousetrap? |
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| What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends? |
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| Where is the ocean the deepest? |
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| What has a neck, but no head? |
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| How do athletes stay cool during a game? |
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| What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs? |
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| Why did the man put the clock in the safe? |
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| Why did the man throw the butter out the window? |
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| Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? |
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| What are two things people never eat before breakfast? |
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| What always travels on foot? |
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