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Which is faster, heat or cold?  |
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| Would you rather an elephant kill you, or a gorilla? |
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| where do smart dogs refuse to shop? |
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| I never was, am always to be.No one ever saw me, nor ever will.And yet I am the confidence of all.To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. |
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| Why are Saturdays and Sundays so strong? |
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| Over the water,And under the water,And never touch the water. |
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| My sides are firmly laced about,Yet nothing is within;You'll think my head is strange indeed,Being nothing else but skin. |
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| As round as an apple,As deep as a pail;It never cries out,Till it's caught by the tail. |
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| At night they come,without being fetched.And by day they are lost,without being stolen. |
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| If the English alphabet goes from A to Z, what goes from Z to A? |
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| What's a sculptor's motto? |
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| Why shouldn't you cry if a cow slips on the ice? |
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| What goes up and never goes down？ |
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| What is the cheapest way to see the world？ |
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What is the difference between a presidential candidate and an overworked secretary?
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| What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law? |
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| Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa? |
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| Why is six afraid of seven? |
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| Why should you never marry a tennis player？ |
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| My life can be measured in hours; I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.Wind is my foe. What am I? |
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| What starts with T，ends with T and full of T？ |
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| Until I am measured,I am not known.Yet how you miss me,When I have flown!What am I? |
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| Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it? |
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| Weight in my belly, Trees on my back, Nails in my ribs, Feet do I lack. What am I? |
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| What goes around the world but stays in a corner? A zebra painted red. A sunburned penguin. |
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| Glittering points that downward thrust, Sparkling spears that never rust. What is it? |
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| It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living but in death smells good? |
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| At night they come without being fetched, and by day they are lost without being stolen. What are they? |
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| Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I? |
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