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Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean?  |
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| What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment? |
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| Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick? |
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| What would the pig say when its tail was held tight by the farmer who had a sharp knife in his other hand? |
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| Why don't sharks eat clowns? |
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| Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? |
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| Ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left? |
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| Name one eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. |
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| A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge.Why didn't the little moron fall off? |
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| Why did the chewing-gum cross the road? |
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| Why did the germ cross the microscope? |
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| Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? |
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| Why did the turkey cross the road? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| How do porcupines kiss each other? |
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| Why can't a nose be twelve inches? |
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| What did the undertaker die of? |
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| Why did the pony have a sore throat? |
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| What did the doughnut say to the loaf of bread? |
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| What two days of the week start with the letter "T"? |
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| How many seconds are there in one year? |
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| What's the longest word in the dictionary? |
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| What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? |
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| When does a dialect become a language? |
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| Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City? |
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| What do cows like to read? |
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| What has teeth but can't bite? |
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| Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus? |
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| What has three feet but no legs or arms? |
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| What's got a wave but no sea? |
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