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Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean?  |
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What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment?  |
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Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick?  |
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What would the pig say when its tail was held tight by the farmer who had a sharp knife in his other hand?  |
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Why don't sharks eat clowns?  |
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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?  |
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Ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?  |
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Name one eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end.  |
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A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge.Why didn't the little moron fall off?  |
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Why did the chewing-gum cross the road?  |
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Why did the germ cross the microscope?  |
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?  |
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Why did the turkey cross the road?  |
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What has four wheels and flies?  |
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How do porcupines kiss each other?  |
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Why can't a nose be twelve inches?  |
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What did the undertaker die of?  |
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Why did the pony have a sore throat?  |
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What did the doughnut say to the loaf of bread?  |
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What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?  |
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How many seconds are there in one year?  |
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What's the longest word in the dictionary?  |
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What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?  |
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When does a dialect become a language?  |
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Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?  |
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What do cows like to read?  |
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What has teeth but can't bite?  |
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Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?  |
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What has three feet but no legs or arms?  |
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What's got a wave but no sea?  |
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