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What starts with T,ends with T and full of T?  |
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What is the surest way to double your money?  |
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What did the king cloud say to the rest of the clouds?  |
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Where can you always find money?  |
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What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?  |
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Tell me what a dozen rubber trees with thirty boughs on each might be?  |
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Why did the weasel cross the road twice?  |
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What is the largest ant in the world?  |
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Why did the cake like to play baseball?  |
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Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.  |
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What is a sick man a contradiction?  |
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I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water. What am I?  |
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When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?  |
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What match can't be put in a match-box?  |
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Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?  |
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What is the most difficult key to turn?  |
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What question can never be answered by 'Yes'?  |
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What changes a pear into a pearl?  |
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What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?  |
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What do sardines call a submarine?  |
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What do dogs and trees have in common?  |
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What did the ocean say to the shore?  |
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What did the hat say to the scarf?  |
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What did the banana say to the dog?  |
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What can pass through water without getting wet?  |
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What can blow on a balloon all day and never get tired?  |
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What can a car run on besides gas?  |
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What do you call a bull when it's sleeping?  |
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What do you call a crate full of ducks?  |
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?  |
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