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| Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars? |
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| Which has more legs, a cow or no cow? |
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| What kind of party do prisoners like? |
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| Why do fish live in water? |
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| "Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it without any R's? |
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| When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket? |
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| What is higher without a head than with a head? |
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| What do you drop when you need it and take back when you don't? |
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| Lucky Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why? |
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| Who goes around all day in a car with his bag full of money? |
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| What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone? |
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| What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? |
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| Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship? |
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| Why is the letter E so important? |
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| What is the longest word in the English language? |
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| Why did banker keep looking up at the sky? |
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| Who always drives his customers away? |
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| What weather do mice and rats fear? |
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| What has three hands but only one face? |
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| Why should we never ask balloons for advice? |
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| What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working? |
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| What stays hot even if put in a refrigerator? |
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| Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye? |
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| Why is the letter E so important? |
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| What is the longest word in the English language? |
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| What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement? |
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| What does a man do standing up and a dog does on three legs? |
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| What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky？ |
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| What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? |
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