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Why did the turkey cross the road?  |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| How do porcupines kiss each other? |
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| Why can't a nose be twelve inches? |
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| What did the undertaker die of? |
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| Why did the pony have a sore throat? |
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| What did the doughnut say to the loaf of bread? |
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| What two days of the week start with the letter "T"? |
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| How many seconds are there in one year? |
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| What's the longest word in the dictionary? |
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| What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? |
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| When does a dialect become a language? |
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| Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City? |
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| What do cows like to read? |
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| What has teeth but can't bite? |
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| Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus? |
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| What has three feet but no legs or arms? |
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| What's got a wave but no sea? |
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| What's got a head and a tail, but no body? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter? |
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| Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? |
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| Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? |
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| What do you call a fish that only cares about himself? |
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| What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul? |
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| What do you call a fish without an eye? |
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| What do you call a person who speaks one language? |
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| What do you call a person who speaks two languages? |
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| Why did the traffic signal turn red? |
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| What part of your body disappears when you stand up? |
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