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| Why were the little drops of ink crying? |
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| What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? |
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| Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the cliff? |
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| They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they? |
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| Where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? |
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| What flowers have two lips? |
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| With which hand do you write? |
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| How do you know policemen are strong ? |
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| Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? |
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| How can you make 1000 out of eight 8's? |
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| A police officer had a brother, but the brother had no brother. How could that be? |
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| How can you make 6 out of three 7's? |
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| Why do giraffes have long neck? |
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| Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. why? |
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| What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too? |
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| How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman's disguise? |
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| The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year, why? |
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| Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? |
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| What falls often but never gets hurt? |
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| What animal can jump as high as a tree? |
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| How many sides does a circle have? |
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| How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? |
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| Why do lions eat raw meat? |
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| What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? |
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| Why is U the jolliest letter? |
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| Why do people wish for something they haven't got? |
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| How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? |
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