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What lives on its own substance and dies when it devours itself ?  |
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| Why is the letter E like London? |
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| What part of the body has the most rhythm? |
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| How do you get a squirrel to like you? |
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| How do you get a mouse to smile? |
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| How did the Vampires come over from Europe |
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| How did the belt break the law? |
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| How can you tell the BAKER is rich? |
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| How can you tell if there is an elephant under your bed? |
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| How can you get in touch with a fish? |
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| How are a mouse and an old door alike? |
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| Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? |
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| What kind of flowers grow on your face? |
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| What kind of beans never grow in a garden? |
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| What has four legs but can't walk? |
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| What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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| What do you get when 2 strawberries meet? |
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| What will make more noise in your house than a dog? |
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| What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars? |
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| Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars? |
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| Which has more legs, a cow or no cow? |
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| What kind of party do prisoners like? |
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| Why do fish live in water? |
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| "Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it without any R's? |
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| When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket? |
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| What is higher without a head than with a head? |
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| What do you drop when you need it and take back when you don't? |
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| Lucky Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why? |
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