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What do you call an ice cream truck man?  |
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What do you get from nervous cows?  |
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What dog keeps the best time?  |
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What fish is very musical?  |
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What gets wetter the more it dries?  |
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What grows in winter, dies in summer, and grows roots upward?  |
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What happens to ducks that fly upside down?  |
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?  |
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What has four legs but can't walk?  |
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What has four legs but only one foot?  |
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What does a puppy say when it sits on sandpaper?  |
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What has teeth but doesn't bite?  |
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What has the head of a cat, tail of a cat, but isn't a cat?  |
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What has tracks that arrive before it gets there?  |
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What insect makes the best baseball player?  |
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What is an old invention used for seeing through walls?  |
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What is black and white and read all over?  |
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What is black and white and red all over?  |
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What is black and white on the toilet?  |
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What is coming but will never arrive?  |
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What is dark but made out of light?  |
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What is the 1st thing you do when you jump in the water?  |
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What is the best month for a parade?  |
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What is the wisest thing to keep in a first aid kit?  |
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What kind of beans never grows in a garden?  |
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What kind of clothing lasts the longest?  |
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What kind of pen doesn't write?  |
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What kind of water cannot freeze?  |
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What kind of wheel never touches the ground?  |
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What makes a skeleton sad?  |
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