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What do you call an ice cream truck man?  |
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| What do you get from nervous cows? |
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| What dog keeps the best time? |
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| What fish is very musical? |
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| What gets wetter the more it dries? |
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| What grows in winter, dies in summer, and grows roots upward? |
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| What happens to ducks that fly upside down? |
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| What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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| What has four legs but can't walk? |
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| What has four legs but only one foot? |
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| What does a puppy say when it sits on sandpaper? |
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| What has teeth but doesn't bite? |
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| What has the head of a cat, tail of a cat, but isn't a cat? |
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| What has tracks that arrive before it gets there? |
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| What insect makes the best baseball player? |
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| What is an old invention used for seeing through walls? |
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| What is black and white and read all over? |
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| What is black and white and red all over? |
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| What is black and white on the toilet? |
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| What is coming but will never arrive? |
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| What is dark but made out of light? |
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| What is the 1st thing you do when you jump in the water? |
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| What is the best month for a parade? |
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| What is the wisest thing to keep in a first aid kit? |
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| What kind of beans never grows in a garden? |
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| What kind of clothing lasts the longest? |
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| What kind of pen doesn't write? |
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| What kind of water cannot freeze? |
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| What kind of wheel never touches the ground? |
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| What makes a skeleton sad? |
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