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What lives on its own substance and dies when it devours itself ?  |
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Why is the letter E like London?  |
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What part of the body has the most rhythm?  |
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How do you get a squirrel to like you?  |
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How do you get a mouse to smile?  |
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How did the Vampires come over from Europe  |
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How did the belt break the law?  |
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How can you tell the BAKER is rich?  |
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How can you tell if there is an elephant under your bed?  |
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How can you get in touch with a fish?  |
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How are a mouse and an old door alike?  |
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?  |
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What kind of flowers grow on your face?  |
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What kind of beans never grow in a garden?  |
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What has four legs but can't walk?  |
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?  |
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What do you get when 2 strawberries meet?  |
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What will make more noise in your house than a dog?  |
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What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?  |
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Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?  |
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Which has more legs, a cow or no cow?  |
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What kind of party do prisoners like?  |
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Why do fish live in water?  |
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"Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it without any R's?  |
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When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket?  |
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What is higher without a head than with a head?  |
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What do you drop when you need it and take back when you don't?  |
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Lucky Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why?  |
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