
So maybe "Accepted" isn't the most original movie in the world. It's a little
like "Animal House," a little like "Revenge of the Nerds" and a lot like "Old
School." It also calls to mind elements of "Real Genius," "National Lampoon's
Van Wilder" and "PCU," which starred a then-unknown Jeremy Piven and seems to be
playing somewhere on cable television 24 hours a day ! even though it came out
in 1994.
And maybe its premise isn't the most plausible: A bunch of slackers and
weirdoes form their own college, where "liberal" doesn't even begin to describe
the liberal arts education.
Doesn't matter. "Accepted" is a lot more fun than you'd expect from a comedy
coming out in the dead of summer, and it'll make you laugh out loud even though
you probably know better.
Directed by Steve Pink from a script by Adam Cooper, Bill Collage and Mark
Perez, and featuring a performance from the infinitely likable up-and-comer
Justin Long, "Accepted" has a certain subversive elan that keeps it light on its
feet ! until the very end, that is, when it turns self-righteous and takes
itself way too seriously.
Up to that point, though, who wouldn't want to be a student at the South
Harmon Institute of Technology? (You can figure out the school's abbreviation
for yourself; it's adolescent and all, but good for a couple of chuckles
depending on how it's used.)
Long's high-school senior Bartleby Gaines (or "B" as his friends call him)
makes up the institution after being rejected from every single college he
applied to, knowing that his conservative, traditional parents (Mark Derwin and
Ann Cusack) will be devastated by this development.
He drafts a fake acceptance letter and with the help of his tubby best
friend, Sherman (Jonah Hill), who actually got into a school (the fictitious
Harmon College), designs a Web site that is so convincing, people actually start
applying ! and thinking they've been accepted, too.
Strippers, skateboarders, spazzes and shut-ins ! they all show up at the
South Harmon "campus" ! a former psychiatric hospital that Bartleby and his
buddies cleaned up in makeshift fashion to show his parents ! ready for the
first day of class.
When all these freaks and geeks demonstrate a genuine enthusiasm to learn
something, to belong somewhere, the quick-witted, fast-talking B becomes their
reluctant leader. And under the tutelage of their "dean" (the hilariously
volatile Lewis Black) they create their own courses, with titles like "Walking
Around and Thinking About Stuff."
Naturally they can't just exist peacefully within their own parallel,
poolside universe. They have to clash with The Establishment. The uptight Harmon
College dean ( Anthony Heald) wants to take over the space where South Harmon
sits, and sends a buff, blonde-haired uber-frat boy to force them out.
And naturally, that guy has a girlfriend (the lovely Blake Lively from "The
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants") who will question her allegiance after
spending a little time with the down-to-earth party kids at South Harmon.
All familiar stuff, including a climactic showdown before a regulatory board
with much postulating about the importance of free thought and self expression.
But, mostly, the banter is snappy and the pacing is brisk, which makes the whole
experience much lighter and more enjoyable than you might imagine from the
outset. ("Accepted" also has a fantastic, eclectic soundtrack, featuring songs
by the Pixies, Green Day, Weezer and The Cure.)
Pink previously co-wrote "Grosse Point Blank" and "High Fidelity," both good
fits for John Cusack's neurotic, energetic verbal charms. Here, in his first
film as a director, he also brings out the best in Long, who shows he can be an
engaging leading man following supporting parts in comparatively lame comedies
like "Waiting ..." and "Dodgeball."
As Long's best friend, though, Hill gets all the best lines, which he
delivers in a deadpan way that makes him an unexpected scene-stealer. (Their
other co-conspirators include Maria Thayer as Rory, who only applied to Yale and
didn't get in; Columbus Short as Hands, a football player whose injury kept him
from securing a college scholarship; and Adam Herschman, in his first movie, as
the endearingly weird Glen, who would have fit in nicely among the clerks of
"Clerks.")
None of them will teach you anything you didn't already know ! but at least
you'll have a good time until class is dismissed.
"Accepted," a Universal Pictures release, is rated PG-13 for language, sexual
material and drug content. Running time: 92 minutes. Two and a half stars out of
four.