Cast: Paul Newman, Owen Wilson, Bonnie Hunt, Larry the Cable Guy, Cheech
Marin, Michael Keaton, Richard Petty, John Ratzenberg
Talking automobiles. No people. That's the latest creative innovation by
leading animation studio Pixar with their latest output "Cars." The characters
talk through their front fender, their eyes are in the windshields, and a few of
them have mustaches as a hood ornament. Sure, Pixar¡¯s new movie has all the
three-dimensional computer animation gleam of other hits like "Finding Nemo," "A
Bug's Life" and the "Toy Story" movies, but their writing imagination this time
hits the skids.
It took six writers to pack in all the car puns in what is essentially an
overlong feature. A joke-cracking car is named Jay Limo, ha ha ha. Get the pun?
And although it starts fast the movie takes a sluggish detour in the
mid-section. As for stock car racer Lightning McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson),
he has many lessons and ego-adjustments to go through before he can get back on
the racing track.
Lone wolf Lightning is a rookie sensation, but he's a little full of himself.
He wins races, but he's got no coaching support because he doesn't think he
needs it. While traveling across the U.S. highways, he gets separated from his
transport truck and runs into law trouble in Radiator Springs, a back-roads
ghost town found off of Route 66. After mowing down several buildings and
tearing up the roads, he is sentenced by Doc Hudson (a gravel-voiced Paul
Newman), a classically restored Hudson Hornet model, to perform required
community repairs.
Shiny red Lightning isn't used to bowing down to the needs of others. Nor is
he used to associating with beat-up old cars with rusty growls in their engines.
Though he is instantly attracted to a dark-blue female Porsche named Sally
(voiced with lady-like charisma by Bonnie Hunt), Lightning¡¯s heart is mostly
made of cold metal. Yet a pit-stop in this dusty town brings forth newfound
values to his character. He makes new friends and learns the value of hard work,
which would consist of fastidiously repaving the town¡¯s roads so they look nice
and are made to everyone¡¯s satisfaction.
But this long middle act ¨C taking place in the arid Arizona landscapes ¨C has
an inevitable arid and dry quality to it even though it's drawn with top of the
line animation. It lacks the environmental splendor of other Pixar worlds and
universes. And the story lags. Fidgety moviegoers will impatiently await
Lightning get back onto the speed race circuit at the end of the movie. Why does
it take that long? To construct too-clever gags like "tractor tripping," the
automobile equivalent to cow-tipping, that takes too long to set up to deliver
the punchline. Other gags in the movie have the similar problem.
Those looking for a warm and fuzzy story, however, will appreciate
Lightning's blooming relationship with the Newman character and the Hunt
character. Not unlike any other movie that promotes a bad character becoming
good, personalities like Lightning always need a good mentor and a girlfriend on
the side, but only after trust and respect is formed. Trophies, fame and
sponsorships come later.
The movie carries you along on slight amusement, and youngsters might even be
moved into wide-eyed amusement, but this effort will not likely attain the
longevity of classic status with other Pixar titles. Frankly, the film's spotty
pacing brought out the crank in me until it picked up again at the end.