[2019-03-20 08:08]
Thursday marks the arrival of spring. For some, the season symbolizes fertility, hope and fresh starts. For the thermophobic normies out there, it is simply an oven preheating exercise, a dress rehearsal for the three-month thermal torment occasionally also called summer. One upside (and there's just this one) to the warming weather is that it simplifies among the more "substantial" citizenry the plodding process of re-enacting the Battle of the Bulge, i.e. weight loss, via diaphoresis.