Google, don't be evil by leaving

Dear Larry Page and Sergey Brin,

Please, please, please, I beg you don't leave China. What would I do without you? Every time I visit your famously efficient search engine I feel as if I am back home in the States basking in the glory of democracy. If you leave, I will be forced to use Yahoo, and their search engine just sucks.

Foreign-born Net surfers and Chinese students who plagiarize their graduation papers need you. You are like the McDonald's of the Internet. All this Chinese food is great, but sometimes I just need a Big Mac - if you get my drift.