Microsoft grounds foul-mouthed chatbot

OMG! Did you hear about the artificial intelligence program that Microsoft designed to chat like a teenage girl? It was totally yanked offline in less than a day, after it began spouting racist, sexist and otherwise offensive remarks.

Microsoft said it was all the fault of some really mean people, who launched a "coordinated effort" to make the chatbot known as Tay "respond in inappropriate ways".

Nonetheless, computer scientist Kris Hammond responded, "I can't believe they didn't see this coming."