God save our gracious Kim Kardashian

My reaction to seeing naked pics of Kate Middleton was to hum the British anthem, "God save our gracious Queen."

It is the first time I, or any other British subject, have seen our future queen's breasts so publicly displayed (they look much the same as your average housewife's, btw); or indeed, the future king bending over his prostrate wife, thong halfway down her butt, while he applies sunscreen on her nether regions.

I'm undecided whether it's a new high or a fresh low for the media.