Chatterati make news by not doing nothing

It's been a slow news week in celebrity circles, as most of the stories that have emerged are of the "not" variety.

For instance, there are not any nude pictures of mainland actress Zhou Xun. While men everywhere with an Internet connection will be expressing their disappointment, the lady in question was cock-a-hoop.

The whole sorry story started with the arrest some time ago of Wang Shuo, one of Beijing's "Four Masters", so-named because they have too much money, too many girlfriends and attitude problems.