View from the East

Oh, man, just stab me in the eyes with a sharp, pointy stick, or rip out my dormant wisdom teeth with a screwdriver and pliers.

None of that could possibly be worse than the fate which is about to befall us now - this contrived Miami Heat team winning the NBA championship.

Sorry to all of you basketball purists out there, but the new Two and a Half Men show is simply too much for Dirk (from Germany, oh yeah!) and his happy band of Mavericks to handle; and too much for me to stomach (I feel the bile rising in my mouth now).