Shrill World Cup memories this year

I'm really enjoying this World Cup - even though, as an Englishman, I haven't seen much to cheer about from my team or any hint that Capello's boys will end up lifting the trophy.

In fact, England have been about as useful as a feather jockstrap - but hope springs eternal.

I console myself by reflecting that I am not alone in pinning my hopes on a lackluster team - several other nations have also under-performed.