TCM drug has golden touch

I recently took up living room rowing (not a metaphor) in an attempt to get healthy, following a seemingly endless stream of illnesses that devoured my spare pounds faster than installments on a student loan.
However, little did I know I could achieve the same goal and much, much more with a miracle of Chinese origin, a veritable super drug if you will, and a legal one at that. Traditional Chinese medicine has proved to me once again it holds the keys to the universe in a story about something called Cordyceps sinensis, or caterpillar fungus.
Purportedly, the miracle medicine not only treats fatigue, but also can also fight cancer and - here comes the seal on the deal - will boost sex drive. Now, I don't think this is something I necessarily need, but just like I am quite content driving my Volvo (estate), there's no harm in taking a Ferrari out of the garage now and then.