Investment bank tabloid

When I worked at an investment bank the first thing my boss taught me was the importance of discretion.

We were generating profits for the world, allocating capital to the most deserving and striving for utopian efficiency. Yet, at the same time, these endeavors were carried out under a cloak of secrecy, and at times there were underhand dealings, intrigue and sex.

My boss' advice was: "Avoid scandal. Don't send anything dubious by e-mail and if you receive something just leave it. Don't reply, don't delete, remain a bystander."