Neither mad, nor in coma, just experiencing China

"My name is Stuart Beaton. I had an inspiration, and I woke up in Tianjin. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get to work ..."

Ok, so I've just blatantly plagiarized Sam Tyler's opening speech from Life On Mars, but it pretty much sums up how I feel each morning.

Let's take a look at the first part of that statement - an inspiration to come to China.