O Buddha, lead us to the green light

Of late, a journalist friend in India has been bombarding me with forwards. Most of the files are jokes, some new and interesting, others old and stale. Just a couple of days ago he forwarded me something that I would like to share with readers. It goes something like this:

One day, one of Buddha's disciples approached him and said humbly: "Oh teacher, you are so concerned about the world and its matters, I hope you looked to your disciples' needs too."

Buddha: "Okay. Tell me, how can I help you".