Star chimps head to sanctuary

2006-12-10 21:22:47

Two chimpanzees who appeared in numerous movies and TV shows were removed from a ranch and will retire to a sanctuary to settle a lawsuit alleging animal cruelty, an animal rights group said.

Speak up, sir...You need the extra small condoms?

2006-12-10 08:55:42

Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated.

Kitty killer moves in with cats

2006-12-08 13:57:39

A man who pleaded guilty last month to killing his ex-girlfriend's kitten by throwing it into a fire is back in police custody, accused of violating probation by moving back in with her and her cats.

Sex worker stabs client after he refused to wear condom

2006-12-08 13:45:17

A Cambodian man has been stabbed by a sex worker in a brawl, after he refused her request to wear a condom, police said Friday.

Man fined for tossing pig at hotel

2006-12-07 16:26:02

When pigs fly, indeed. Kevin Pugh, 20, of Cedar Bluff, has been fined $279 for tossing a pig over the counter at the Holiday Inn Express in West Point on Nov. 12. Pugh pleaded guilty Tuesday in city court to a charge of disturbing the peace.

No sex please, we're watching TV

2006-12-07 09:34:11

A South African couple have been ordered by their village chief to hold off on their love-making sessions until after 10:00 pm following a string of complaints about their howls of passion.

Bride: Parents kidnapped me

2006-12-07 09:33:49

A woman whose parents are charged with kidnapping her to stop her wedding tearfully testified Wednesday that they grabbed her by the hair and told her she was breaking the commandment to honor them.

Oversized condoms annoy Indians

2006-12-08 16:31:48

Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

Letters to Santa flood Alaskan town

2006-12-10 14:17:57

It's a name that needs no address. Everyone knows Santa Claus lives at the North Pole.

Flatulence forces plane to land

2006-12-06 10:55:30

It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.

Officers keep record of beauty

2006-12-06 10:03:06

Two Swedish border control officers risk disciplinary action for keeping a photo collection of "exceptionally beautiful" women that passed through their checkpoint, police officials said Tuesday.

Man charged with 11 killings

2006-12-05 14:55:04

A man has confessed to strangling or suffocating 23 men during an eight-year killing spree and dumping their bodies in remote spots in seven parishes, police said.