An unidentified drunk man was fined 500 yuan ($75) and suspended from driving for three month after he walked into a police station to ask for driving directions in Wuhan, Hubei Province.
His beer breath caught a cop's attention who warned him not to drive if he'd been drinking.
"What the hell makes you think I've been drinking?" the man reportedly slurred. He left the station and police followed him until he returned to his car and started the engine, whereupon he was promptly arrested.