British woman suffers from orgasms every 5 minutes
Updated: 2006-06-01 14:16

By the age of 28 Ellie has been given the amount of "pleasure" which an ordinary woman does not even experience throughout her entire life. The poor girl doesn't know where to turn anymore to get away from this misery, which is ruining her whole life, making her constantly look for quite places where there aren't any kinds of external stimuli. Miss Allen has already given up her job in her usual office long ago, with all its chattering telephones and buzzing computers. Now she works in a quiet gallery. She has the same situation with her living arrangements.

Meanwhile, in her youth Ellie was an ordinary girl, except that her relations with young men gave her more pleasure than her friends. Some time ago she started to experience multiple orgasms, not suspecting in any way that this was the first symptom of the illness which would make her life unbearable.

"Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome"-this was the diagnosis of the doctors whom she consulted when she started to throb with ecstasy from literally any breath of wind. With this disorder the sexual organs experience constant arousal even with the absence of any actual desire. The reasons for its onset may be either medicines containing trazadon or excessive blood supply.

It is not yet known whether medicine has managed to help the suffering girl. We hope that it has. For the time being 4 orgasms a day is just as much of an unattainable joy for poor Ellie, as for many woman who can't even have one.

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