A seven year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher:
"Morning Tommy, and why weren't you at school yesterday?"
"Well Miss, my Grandad got burnt."
"Oh Dear, he wasn't too badly hurt I hope?"
"Oh yes Miss, they don't mess around at those crematoriums."
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