The rather broad lady showed up at the theater just before the performance started and handed the usher two tickets. "Where's the other party?" asked the usher.
"Well," said the lady, with a blush, "you see one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me."
"Okay with me, lady," the usher replied, scratching his head. "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers fifty-one and sixty-three."
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