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lame bird
 A man bought a canary from a pet store."You're sure this bird can sing?" he said suspiciously.

"He's a grand singer."

The customer left. A week later he reappeared.

"Say! This bird you sold me is a lame."


"Well, what did you want---a singer or a dancer?"

 
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