A murder - maybe two, a
philandering husband, the discovery of a mysterious love child, an escape from a
psychiatric hospital and a police sniper's deadly shot ending a confrontation.
It all rushed by in an action-packed, two-hour season finale of ABC's
"Desperate Housewives" on Sunday.
The finale neatly closed the season-long storyline involving actress Alfre
Woodard's character but otherwise seemed more intent on setting up plot twists
for next season, which will be its third. The prime-time soap is not the
sensation it was its first year, but still ranks as one of TV's most popular
shows.
Sunday's finale weaved in flashbacks to when everyone moved to Wisteria Lane,
enabling viewers to see the character of Mary Alice. She typically provides the
series' voice-over narration, since she committed suicide before the story
began.
That device worked to give the season-ender its best visual punchline.
In one flashback, the husband of uptight Bree (Marcia Cross) is seen scolding
his wife. "You have to relinquish some control, or else you're going to regret
it," Rex says.
The next scene shows Bree grimacing against arm and leg restraints in a
psychiatric hospital's bed.
Bree had her reasons for admitting herself to the hospital, and they had
little to do with self-examination.
"I really don't have time for this nonsense," she told a prying psychiatrist.
"Are you going to give me serious drugs or not?"
Bree escapes from the hospital and goes home just in time to find her
daughter about to run off with Betty's (Woodard) son Matthew. Bree tries to stop
them, telling her daughter that Matthew is a murderer. He pulls out a gun,
points it at Bree's face, and...
Ping! The sound of a sniper's bullet is heard breaking through the window and
Matthew falls silently to the floor, dead.
Hapless Susan (Teri Hatcher) is caught between two fistfighting suitors _ her
ex-husband and Mike, the plumber. The plumber wins out and is heading toward a
rendezvous with Susan where it's expected she, or maybe he, would pop the
question.
Thud! Instead, he's mowed down by a vehicle driven by Orson, the unhinged
dentist, apparently worried that Mike would finger him for some shoddy jailhouse
dentistry.
It's not clear whether Mike is dead or alive as the episode ends.
Convinced that her husband is having an affair, Lynette (Felicity Huffman)
moves out on him. Mike says he is not cheating, but he did have a one-night
stand before they were married with a woman from Atlantic City that resulted in
a daughter, now 11. Now the woman has resurfaced, looking for child support.
Lynette and Mike try to pay her off, but she does not go away. She uses that
check to buy a home five minutes away from theirs, promising plenty more
uncomfortable moments next year.
Meanwhile, the libidinous Gabrielle (Eva Longoria) _ one flashback shows her
first assignation with the gardener _ finds out what it's like from the other
side. After a brief scare where she thought her husband, Carlos, had died in an
accident, she finds out he is having an affair with Xiao Mei, the maid who also
happens to be carrying Gabrielle and Carlos' child.
Whoosh! That's the sound of Carlos' clothes being tossed from a second-floor
window by Gabrielle, with an assist from the maid, of course.
Wait. Didn't we forget a murder? That was the teenager Zak, who switched off
the respirator of his grandfather after the man all but dared him to. Zak's
reward was inheriting his grandfather's estate.
At the episode's close, Orson the dentist is seen approaching Bree's house
with a bouquet of roses. He knows one of her secrets, having witnessed her
escape from the psychiatric hospital. Bree invites him in.
Bree taking up with another psychopath?
Sounds like more fun is in the works for next year.