The French have been voted the world's most unfriendly nation by a landslide
in a new British poll published. They were also voted the most boring and most
ungenerous.
A decisive 46 percent of the 6,000 people surveyed by travellers' website
Where Are You Now (WAYN) said the French were the most unfriendly nation people
on the planet, British newspapers reported.
The Germans have no to reason to celebrate the damning verdict. They came
second on all three counts.
WAYN's French founder, Jerome Touze, told the papers he had been stunned by
the thumping condemnation of his compatriots and sought to blame it on Gallic
love-struck sulking.
"I had no idea that the French would emerge as such an unfriendly country,"
he said.
"I think our romantic 'moodiness' is misunderstood and I will be sure to pass
on the message to my family and friends back in France to be a bit more cheerful
to tourists in the future."
Italy was voted the world's most cultured nation with the best cuisine, while
the United States was named the most unstylish with the worst food.
The British did not feature in the top 10 of any of the categories.
"The British fit in nowhere -- good or bad. It appears that we are so
completely average that the voters did not include us in any category," the
tabloid Daily Express commented.
"And to our shame, four percent of respondents -- all British of course --
said they would only talk to other Britons when they are abroad."
This unwillingness to talk to the locals appears to go hand in hand with
respondents' perceptions of foreigners.
While most said Spain was the foreign country where they would most like to
live, they said the Spaniards were nearly as unfriendly and ungenerous as the
French.
To add insult to injury, British newspaper The Daily Telegraph put the boot
in on Saturday by saying in an editorial that the French stank.
"The French may like to think that Chanel No 5 is their scent but we all know
that garlic and stale Gitanes are much more representative."