BERLIN - A dozen yards in front of every soccer goal sits the intersection of
crime and punishment. It's called the penalty spot, and it's where World Cup
dreams often go to die.
With only the consolation and championship matches remaining in this
monthlong tournament, attackers have cashed in an even dozen penalty kicks out
of 16 awarded by referees during open play ! as opposed to the postgame
shootouts used to break ties.
That's about one for every five games, only slightly above the average since
the World Cup began in 1930, and every one provoked a vintage Bobby
Knight-caliber meltdown from coaches and players on both sides. More than half
were precious enough to decide the outcome of games, and the two biggest,
perhaps not coincidentally, were gifted to France and Italy, who meet in Sunday
night's final.
Zinedine Zidane converted the latest one to provide the only goal as Les
Bleus leapfrogged Portugal 1-0 in Wednesday night's semifinals. The most
dramatic saw the Azzurri's Francisco Totti bang home the game-winner from the
same spot during injury time against Australia in the knockout round.
Both will be forever famous, or infamous, depending on where one calls home.
"We are a small country," Portuguese coach Luiz Felipe Scolari said
afterward, still incensed by the injustice of it all. "It's hard."
"We play all our lives to be honest on the pitch and to work hard,"
Australia's Tim Cahill said after the Italy match, "and I suppose these days you
fall over on the pitch and get a penalty. ... It's disappointing."
"Disappointing" is one of the few descriptions of penalty kicks that can be
printed.
To get one, a defender has to be called for a hand ball in the penalty box or
foul an attacking player in the area with a reasonable chance of scoring. And
because scoring chances of any kind come along so rarely in soccer, attackers
will do anything to persuade the ref to give them an unreasonable one ! which,
essentially, is what a penalty kick amounts to. All it takes is a touch and down
they go in good time, staggering around like the bullet-riddled mobster played
by Jimmy Cagney in the classic "top-of-the-world" death scene from "White Heat."
Soccer historian Colin Jose said penalty kicks were introduced by the Irish
Football Association during the 1890-91 season, when the game was much more
violent, to restore some balance between skilled, usually smallish forwards and
the rugged big men who wound up on the backlines.
In the intervening years, penalty kicks became such an established part of
the game that a protocol evolved on how to draw fouls worthy of the call. It's
basically the same act as drawing a charge in basketball. But in soccer, because
there's so little scoring and the punishment is so out of proportion with the
crime, embellishing the foul was not only necessary, but elevated to a kind of
performance art.
Many sports fans ! Americans likely top the list ! think of such theatrics as
not just objectionable, but outright cheating. As long as it remains an
essential part of the game, though, players will seek every advantage.
After the Azzurri's worst performance of the tournament, a 1-1 draw with an
undermanned and overmatched U.S. team, Fabio Cannavaro, Italy's captain and as
skilled a central defender as there is in the game, drew the team together for a
pep talk. Included was a plea for a return to the traditional tactics that have
served Italian teams well in the past, including "cynical" means.
Proof that Cannavaro got his point across came in the 95th minute of the
Australia game. Backline mate Fabio Grosso faked Australian defender Lucas Neill
to the ground, then tumbled over Neill ! instead of going around him ! to earn
the penalty kick that Totti converted.
When Neill and his mates complained that soccer powers like Italy, France,
Brazil, England and Argentina always seem to get the calls, they sounded like
the New York Knicks used to when Michael Jordan did the same. And the
complainants in both cases likely had grounds, since soccer referees, just like
their basketball counterparts, generally operate on the same principle ! which,
for a lack of a better one, can be termed presumption of ability.
What's magnified the problem this month ! and made it especially galling !
are two things.
First, there have been a record number of red and yellow cards shown by
referees, who were ordered by FIFA, the sports governing body, to punish both
brutal defenders and faking forwards. Instead, there's been more fouling and
more diving than ever, though the number of penalty kicks this year won't be
anywhere near the record 17 of 18 in 1998, the first year the World Cup was
expanded to 32 countries.
Second, this tournament is skidding toward an all-time low goal-scoring
total. It stands at an average of 2.27 per match, and will break the record for
futility ! 2.21 from the 1990 World Cup ! if no goals are notched in the final.
And you know what that would mean: a penalty-kick shootout to decide the
champion. Sad as that would be, there may be no more fitting way for this World
Cup to end.