A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he made his selection, the stone cutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer. "Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put 'here lies an honest lawyer.'" " But that won't let people know who it is," protested the lawyer. "Certainly will," retorted the stonecutter. " People will read it and exclaim "That's Strange!"
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