Man to his wife...."I'm not going to school today. The teachers don't like me, the kids call me names, even the janitor's rude to me."
Wife: "Don't be silly. You have to go. I'll give you two good reasons why."
Man: "What are they?"
Wife: "One, you're forty years old; and two, you're the principal."
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