Three Catholic women and an old Jewish lady were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends,"My son is a priest. When he walks into a room,everyone calls him 'Father'".
The second woman chirps,"My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'".
The third woman says,"My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'".
As the little old Jewish lady sips her coffee in silence, the first three give her a subtle "Well...?"look.
So she says,"My son is 6'5;he has broad, square shoulders and is very muscular; he's terribly handsome. He has beautiful hair, dresses very well and always smells wonderful. Whenever he walks into a room, women say 'Oh, my God!'
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