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Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf- Lee with his father, Jason
Lee, and his mother, Beth Riesgraf.
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It's a measure of what we have come to expect
from celebrities to consider that if Henry Fonda were alive and having children
today, it would seem as likely for him to name his daughter, say, Hanoi, as
simply to call her Jane.
It seems almost unimaginable for any 21st-century movie star to send his
children out among the Hollywood elite equipped with ordinary names like
Michael, Eric, Joel and Peter, as Kirk Douglas once did.
This point was driven home again last week, when Gwyneth Paltrow and her
husband, Chris Martin, the frontman of the band Coldplay, named their newborn
son Moses. It was an unlikely enough name for a baby boy born in 2006, but
perhaps less startling than the much discussed (and mocked) handle his sister,
Apple, born two years ago, will carry through life.
Not that a name like Apple Martin stands out among celebrity children
anymore. The director Peter Farrelly plucked that very name for his daughter
before Apple Martin came along. Even that name seems drab compared with
Hollywood baby names like Pilot Inspektor, cooked up by Jason Lee, the star of
"My Name Is Earl," or Banjo, the inspiration of the "Six Feet Under" star Rachel
Griffiths, or Moxie CrimeFighter, a name chosen last year by the comedian and
magician Penn Jillette for his daughter.
Skeptics scoff at the mad rush by stars to come up with exotic baby names as
another means for the attention-hungry to grab headlines. But psychologists and
others who have worked with high-profile performers say that the naming of
children can function as a window into a psyche. Perhaps subconsciously, they
say, stars seize the opportunity of parenthood to express their obsessions,
ambitions and inner quirks in a way that is, for a change, unscripted and not
stage-managed by publicists.
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Gwyneth Paltrow and first- born, Apple Martin.
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Mr. Jillette, for example, managed to satisfy a number
of interests and objectives when he and his wife, Emily, gave their daughter her
highly individual name.
"You're likely to be the only one in any normal-size group with that name,"
Mr. Jillette said by e-mail, adding, " 'Moxie' is a name that was created by an
American for the first national soft drink and then went on to mean 'chutzpah,'
and that's nice."
Besides, Moxie CrimeFighter fits right into the creative world.
"Everyone I know with an unusual name loves it," he wrote. "It's only the
losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what
they think. They're named Dave."
Not all performers present their decisions in such terms.
"Apples are so sweet, and they're wholesome, and it's biblical," Ms. Paltrow
said in an interview with Oprah Winfrey in 2004. "And I just thought it sounded
so lovely and clean." ("Moses" meanwhile is a song that Mr. Martin wrote for Ms.
Paltrow in 2003.)
But while middle-class parents increasingly trade in standard names like
Karen and Joseph for fancier ones like Madison and Caleb, movie stars seem
compelled to push the baby naming further. The names may be merely distinctive
(say, Maddox, Angelina Jolie's Cambodian-born adopted son) or bizarre, like
Makena'lei Gordon, Helen Hunt's daughter, inspired by a place name in Hawaii.
Celebrities may not so subtly be saying that for them ordinary rules need not
apply.
If celebrities are the new American aristocracy, the exotic baby name can
sometimes function as the equivalent of a royal title, a way for a privileged
caste to bestow the power of its legacy on future generations.
"There's a sense of 'I'm special, I'm different, and therefore my child is
special and different,' " said Jenn Berman, a clinical psychologist in Beverly
Hills, who has worked with actors. "It's unconscious, but they think, 'We're a
creative family, you have the potential to be creative, so here, I bestow you
with the name 'Joaquin,' " Dr. Berman said.
As artists, actors often consider it their duty to shake up assumptions, defy
conventions and push the frontiers of the possible. To settle for a tedious name
for the child would almost be a form of spiritual surrender, said Stuart
Fischoff, a psychologist, who has also worked with Hollywood clients.
"They're expressing their creativity, and they're also expressing their
fear," Dr. Fischoff said. "It would be very embarrassing for people to think of
them as normal."