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本片段剧情：格雷格的妈妈发现家里的门被换了，但罗德里克坚持说没有这回事，于是妈妈就去问格雷格，格雷格很快就兜不住全招了，但是他以兄弟感情为由劝说妈妈回心转意，对这事不加追究。罗德里克以为弟弟守住了秘密，对他另眼相待……
影片对白：
Greg’s mother: Hey, Rodrick, could you come here, please? What happened to the lock?
Rodrick: I don't know what you are talking about?
Greg’s mother: There was a lock on this door.
Rodrick: I don't think so.
Greg’s mother: Rodrick, I have lived in this house for ten years and I've locked that door ten thousands times, because sometimes it's my only moment for privacy of the day. And there was a lock on the door.
Rodrick: There wasn't. Trust me. Greg has walked in on me like a million times, and if there was a lock, I would use it. In fact, maybe you should put one on.
Greg’s mother: So that's your story? There was never a lock and you have no idea what I'm talking about?
Rodrick: Yes.
Greg’s mother: Fine. I will just go ask your brother the same thing. Greg, two words: Bathroom! Door!
Greg: It was Rodrick. He held a party. Someone ruined the door, so we had to change it.
Greg’s mother: I knew it. I knew it.
Greg: No, Mom, wait, I was exaggerating a little bit. It wasn't a party. It was a band rehearsal, for the talent show. That’s all it was.
Greg’s mother: We said nobody could come over. He knew the rules.
Greg: But Mom, if you punish him, Rodrick can know I told on him. We really had a good time this weekend but if you do this, Rodrick and I will never, ever be friends again. The idea that one day my kids won't get to know Uncle Rodrick? Or any family holidays.
Greg’s mother: You two really have been getting better along this weekend, haven't you?
Greg: Yeah, we really have.
Greg’s mother: Ok, if, if I let this slide and be our little secret, for the sake of family and for your relationship with your brother. Do you swear to be on your best behavior and to get better along?
Greg: I swear. I swear.
Greg’s mother: OK. OK.
Rodrick: You didn't back off?
Greg: Deny. Deny. Deny. Right?
Rodrick: You know...you may not be half dumb as I thought you were.
Greg: I couldn't believe it. Rodrick was actually trying to be nice to me. Wow. You're a Mum Bucks millionaire. Where did you get this?
Rodrick: Thrift Shops. There is enough in here to last me until I'm 30. It is now time, little bro, that you understand the secrets to an easy life. Rule No. One: Don't be good at something you don't want to do.
Greg’s father: Guys, use clean rags, not ... Give me that, I'll do that myself.
Rodrick: Rule No. Two: Always lower Mom and Dad's expectation.
Greg: Hey, I took a math test today, you know, pretty sure, I've flunked it.
Greg’s father: Oh, Greg!
Greg: But I got it back. And look, I got a C-.
Greg’s father: Well, at least you didn't fail.
Rodrick: Rule No. Three: Never do something when someone else can do it for you.
Rodrick: “A Hundred Year Ago”. I remember that assignment. Why write a new one when there is a perfect little paper already written by your brother?
Greg: Isn't that cheating?
Rodrick: Isn't Mr. Draybrick cheating by hanging up the same assignment every year? New binder. Teachers dig binders.
Greg: The thing was, Rodrick had managed to get my Dad to do all of his homework for the past five years.
Rodrick: Which one is the space part again?
Greg’s father: Oh, just let me do it. Ok? Ok?
Greg: I would never actually hand in a paper Rodrick wrote. But my Dad? That is a different story. So that's just the three things Rodrick has taught me. He has a lot of cool tips.
Rowley: I'm not sure Rodrick’s tips are really that cool.
Greg: OK. So the invisible Chirag joke is still going. The whole school is on it, but it looks like Chirag discovered our weakness.
Chirag: Hello, Greg, Rowley. Still pretending that I'm invisible, I presume?
Rowley: I wonder if I can do this.
Greg: Stay strong.
Chirag: What is this? A Corn Dog. Rowley's all-time favorite lunch delicacy. If you say you can see me, Rowley, it is all yours. Hmm. Smell the fragrance of butter.
Kids: Do not, Rowley. Resist it!
Greg: Hey, everyone. Look, there is a floating Corn Dog. I don't want to get ahead of myself for anything, but I think I may have class crown in the back for dreaming this one up.
妙语佳句 活学活用
1. walk in on (somebody/something): 冷不丁进屋撞见。walk out on somebody则是“遗弃，抛弃，舍弃，离开某人”。看一下例子：He just walked out on his wife and family without saying a word.（他一句话也没说就遗弃了妻子和儿女。）
2. tell on somebody: 告发；打某人的小报告；告某人的状。请看例子：He had promised not to tell on us.（他曾答应不告发我们。）
3. back off: 放弃（别人强烈反对的要求、主张等）；认输。
4. thrift shop: 旧货店。
5. flunk: 通不过（考试等）。看一下例子：She flunked the physics examination.（她物理考试挂科了。）
6. binder: 活页夹。
7. dig: <美俚> 看；注意。例如：Dig that fancy hat.（瞧那顶花里胡哨的帽子！）
8. delicacy: 美味，佳肴。
9. get ahead of oneself: 超前。
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