SWAKOPMUND, Namibia -- To get away from the public scrutiny that befits
one of the world's most famous showbiz couples, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
decamped to Swakpomund -- a sleepy little town on the southwest coast of Africa.
Not that you would know it by walking around town.
Hardly anyone here has seen their famous neighbors and if they have, it has
been a sneaked glance from a distance or a chance glimpse in the street.
The press have been even more unlucky. British paparazzo Steve (he wouldn't
give his last name) told us this assignment was the worst he has ever had to
cover, saying it was "impossible" to get a photograph of the couple and their
children. But he's trying.
Most foreign paparazzi and foreign media didn't even make it out here, to the
edge of the Namibian desert.
There is a conspicuous absence of a press pack, even though the birth of
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt last weekend was one of the most eagerly awaited
celebrity births this year.
The Namibian government has gone out of its way to protect the privacy of its
famous visitors, by restricting press visas into the country.
Swakopmund is small town, nestled between soaring red sand dunes and a cold,
wild Atlantic ocean.
It has not experienced an influx of media hounds with long lenses and sharp
elbows, in spite of world-wide curiosity about the birth of the Hollywood
couple's first baby.
Instead, just a handful of foreign paparazzi like Steve hang out at the windy
shore or in the town's modest hotels each day -- trading on rumors, conjecture
and speculation that Brad and Angelina will: a) Have a water birth in their
hotel b) Have a caesarean birth at a Walvis Bay hospital c) Be discharged from a
Swakopmund clinic d) Have a celebratory birth party at a beach restaurant.
All are possible photo opportunities. All create a sense of panic and
competition. All amount to nothing, except the small media contingent covertly
running around in circles chasing their tails.
Brad and Angelina must be chuckling away in their beachside resort, thinking
"Brangelina 1, Media 0."
The local press is also unhappy about the lack of access to Namibia's famous
visitors.
The editor of the Namib Times, Floris Steenkamp, recounts what he calls a
"low point" in the relationship between the stars and the media.
This came when the Namibian Broadcasting Corporation news crew accompanying
the First Lady was refused entry into the Burning Shore resort when she made a
courtesy visit to the Hollywood couple.
In Africa, hospitality is important. Not inviting people into your home is
considered rude -- even if you are People magazine's Most Beautiful Person in
the World.
The local press has been eagerly waiting a "meet the local children" photo
opportunity or even just a "hello and thank you" interview. Steenkamp and other
local reporters say neither has happened, much to their disappointment.
But still, the local press and public remain supportive of the Hollywood
superstars sequestered in their midst.
They are grateful the couple's presence has put Namibia on the the world's
radar screen and hope the country's heightened profile will help boost tourism.
No longer is the old German colonial town of Swakopmund one of the few places
in Africa where you can order a Wiener Schnitzel in German, drive along Kaiser
Wilhelm Strasse or have a dental check up at the Bismarck Zahnartzt.
Oh no, Swakopmund is the birthplace of one of Hollywood's most famous
newborns -- Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. Perhaps a Shiloh strudel or a Nouvel
cocktail will lure more visitors to Namibia's remote coast? The Namibians are
counting on it.