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A lawyer opened
the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,
ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the
lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the
officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even
notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied
the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once
was, "Where's my Rolex!"
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