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You're in the army now!(beijing today)Updated: 2006-11-06 11:53 Headwear
If you're getting down and dirty in the trenches, there's a good chance that
your hard helmet could save your life.A nice helmet is also likely to endear you
to your commanding officer if you keep it shiny. Perhaps they are a little
stuffy for everyday wear, though. Why not try a nice beret instead? Peaked at
that 'just s' angle our naval comrades call 'jaunty', you'll look absolutely
divine. Would it be too much to suggest a pairing with a silk neck
scar.
A bullet shaped chain and a camouflage necktie you say? So butch it's to die
for. The bare neck look is always a military favorite, but in this day and ag,
if you don't protect your neck, who will dear boy? This world is full of
predatory old carnivores. You stick with me young fellow. I'll show you the ways
of the world. Camouflage necktie:28 yuan Camouflage lipstick Perhaps if you have a very unattractive mouth, you can use this to conceal it
within your face. If your mouth is given to sneaking around, you can guarantee
no one will see it coming while you're wearing this.
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